The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning
heavily against a wall.
He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there
by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough
with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him,
he's afraid to cough
2006-10-17 04:01:52 · 29 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that got a smile out of me. good one.
2006-10-17 04:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Bistro 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that's extraordinarily humorous. i've got heard an analogous one: A homicide has been comitted. It became the two a drunken guy, an excellent felony expert, af trustworthy choose or Santa Claus. It became the fewer than the impression of alcohol, because of the fact Santa, the coolest felony expert and the trustworthy choose do no longer exist. Oh, and via the way, i be attentive to an exceedingly, very smart blonde who is going to my intense college.
2016-12-16 09:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant i might have to try that one in the chemist i work at next time i cant find the cough mixture lol. well done very funny xx
2006-10-17 08:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enama Time
2006-10-17 04:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Blondie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sry. I had to stop reading after you said that the guy was dumb enough to ask a blonde for asstance. he deserves whatever he got
2006-10-17 04:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok,ok....I admit it's funny...even though I am blonde and sick of all the stupid jokes,but this made me laugh. Could'nt you have just used a "dumb clerk"instead?
2006-10-17 04:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says blondes are dumb? Sounds like a brilliant solution to me..
Peace.
2006-10-17 04:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but kinda gross at the same time, and that seems a little too smart for a blonde!
2006-10-17 04:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by zammivox 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehehe that's funny.
2006-10-17 04:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Vanilla C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-10-17 04:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-10-17 04:09:10 · answer #11 · answered by Conservative Texan 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋