Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."
"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
2006-10-17 03:53:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
THAT'S Funny! Where do you get these from: email me at: moesha91@yahoo.com
2006-10-17 04:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've already told this one too. Are you running out of material?? I like this joke, but d*mn honey, give me something new!!
2006-10-17 10:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Que funny....ty 4 the laugh...(*_*)
2006-10-17 11:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by newlove 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-17 22:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-17 13:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋