2006-10-17 03:39:43 · 18 answers · asked by rosiepetle96 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
has someone bought you "great jokes from 1970"?
2006-10-17 04:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it reminds me of the time in my double account lesson. At college every after noon you'd have a double lesson that would be 2 hours long, and after an hour you'd have a 15 minute break. I went back after break and my friend Matt who was with me in the first lesson was late. he strolled in after 15 mins and the teacher asked why and he said he missed the bus. the teacher just laughed it off and carried on with the lesson. but he obviously hadn't missed the bus, he was just late returning and didnt have an excuse!
2006-10-17 10:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pedro was late for school, yet again
the teacher asked him if he had a good excuse this time.
Pedro explained that his daddy got burned this morning.
the teacher said not bad i hope.
Pedro says well the don't muck about in the crematorium.
2006-10-17 10:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but I heard it before.
Now here's a masterpiece.
Little Billy locked himself in the bathroom. It had been quite a while so his dad got worried.
His dad said
'come out'
there was no answer.
'Billy WHAT THE HELL are you doing in there!?Come out NOW!''
again Billy did not answer.
'BILLY OPEN THE (F)UCKING DOOR AND TELL ME WHAT YOUR DOING BEFORE I BARGE MY WAY IN!
'I'm (f)ucking my sister' Billy replied
'Oh...ok, I thought you were smoking'
2006-10-17 10:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by jewl 32 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My head teacher in the fifties always said, "better late than never" on attendance.
I am always early, and inherited NEVER:-(
My obit' will read... 'almost, but not quite'!
2006-10-17 10:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-17 10:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by myself_27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry gal but i've seen this today in another format. it was an eployee and his boss.
2006-10-17 10:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by shaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke doesn't get any better with age does it?
2006-10-17 10:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by M1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
2006-10-17 10:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long was the detention ?
2006-10-17 10:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by landgirl60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋