2006-10-17 03:29:56 · 25 answers · asked by XYZ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK.....I will answer. No, he cannot be a prophet. A talking donkey can not make you a prophet....you have to be called to be a prophet by God. And the Sherk is a kiddie cartoon.
2006-10-17 03:40:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is the resurrection of the Christ. No-one expected him to come back as a cartoon character, but that was his chosen form.
The rapture was the scene at the end of Shrek 2 where the wand was going out of control granting and ungranting wishes.
2006-10-17 03:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*speaking in the worst possible scottish accent possible* N Ye Humans, I bring ye Shrek's Ten Commandments!
The first commandment is... Thou Shalt Not Enter Moy Swamp! Le'e it alone!
2006-10-17 03:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Will E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my opinion, all Cartoonists are prophets (especially South Park).
My Priest says, "We're all prophets" prophet meaning that we're to speak and share the God's good word.
2006-10-17 03:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek is cool
2006-10-17 03:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by Martin the baby 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Shrek is wise.
2006-10-17 03:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a prophet, and he will take us all to the promised land, aka Universal Studios, where we all can live in peace, eating fatty foods surrounded by obnoxious,chubby,stupid little redneck kids!
2006-10-17 03:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by northmiamibeach1975 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be a Prophet, you have to be called of God to give a message to people...and you probably have to not be a computer animated character too :)
2006-10-17 03:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by daisyk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek is a fun cartoon, period.
2006-10-17 05:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes his holy greeness. I can see it now. The gingerbread man was probably into divination as well. That must be a new sect of religion.ogre-ism.
2006-10-17 03:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋