Health experts release a report saying you can have more shapely boobs and a more glorious butt if you perform this activity on a weekly basis. Which activity is most worth the sacrafice?
a. Swallow a 6 feet long wire that has already past through the digestive system of a sexier woman than your.
b. Drive around in a convertable with boys underwear on your head prominately.
c. Accept a chicken grease massage from Geraldo Rivera and Bill O'Reilly at the same time. Afterwards they will make you watch them make out (and more).
d. Take pills that make you more stupider. You will also have to dance like a chicken whenever you are at the mall.
e. Only wear shoes that are purple and second hand. They give you a foot fungus.
f. You have a SuperPeriod that involves twelve days of hemorraging, blood transfusions, gigantic funky farts and terrible gas, and your husband cheating on you with little boys.
g. You look great. But you are completely without class. You curse and spit and do meth.
2006-10-17 03:12:34 · 3 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'll take "e" out of all those - altho # "c" might not be too bad - I'll do just about anything for a massage! lol Seriously, tho, purple shoes ain't the worst thing in the world & there's stuff for foot fungus, isnt' there?? lol
2006-10-17 03:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already have shapely boobs and a glorious butt.. and I didn't have to do any of that..
although for some years I took a lot of pills that made me pretty stupid & dance a bit like a chicken for a few hours but they had nothing to do with the glorious butt. That was just Friday nights
2006-10-17 03:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
b. it sound like fun
2006-10-17 03:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋