10. His so-called "gun" has a very strong licorice smell
9. Asks flight attendant, "Is this a hijacking or no hijacking section?"
8. Writes his name and address on little card so he can get free subscription to in-flight magazine
7. His only demand: More peanuts!
6. On his way up to cockpit, flight attendant says he's not allowed in first class, so he sheepishly goes back to his seat
5. His nametag says "Hijacker Trainee"
4. Sits on top of the beverage cart, soars down the aisles yelling, "I'm king of the sky!"
3. Keeps muttering something about how hijacking is like a box of chocolates
2. Introduced to the captain, he demands to meet Tenille.
1. He checked his gun.
y'all love jokes?
2006-10-17 02:35:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that gave me a chuckle...
2006-10-17 02:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
was that you Bill?
on flight AW 321
Hey nice meeting you again Bill , Did your peanut demand come thru?
2006-10-17 02:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny.
2006-10-17 02:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He asked for two parachutes because there was no way he could hold all the money. The second one was for the money.
2016-03-28 12:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny =0)
2006-10-17 02:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is reading how to Hijack a plane in 21 days....[;-)]
2006-10-17 02:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by pyar_mein_alcoholic_devdas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mildy amusing
2006-10-17 03:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by rock_lover69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats crazy....HILARIOUS....but crazy...keep em coming!
lol
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2006-10-17 02:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny s*** right there.
2006-10-17 03:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad charlie.
2006-10-17 02:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋