A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom.
When she comes back she's crying.
Her boyfriend asks her what happened.
"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!"
The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket.
"He also said he wants to screw me all night long!!"
By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table.
"He said he wants to drink beer from my hoo hoo all night!!!"
The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer.
His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.
The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"
2006-10-16 18:33:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny- I get it and I'm blonde! LOL
2006-10-16 18:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a joke, not a very funny one if it is. If not go have your head read.
2006-10-17 00:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
I will share this with my frds on
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2006-10-17 00:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
OMG! That's so funny! Can't wait to share this joke!
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2006-10-16 18:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2006-10-16 20:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that stinker. shame on him.
2006-10-22 05:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-17 01:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!! :):):)
2006-10-16 20:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋