Two rednecks(Bubba and Cooper)one day realized that their life had no point. So they got together and decided they were going to go to college. They went to the professor to get their schedule. Bubba went first. He saw that he first had math, then history, and he seen he had to take a class that he had never heard of before. He said "Logic? What in tarnation is Logic?" The professer said " You dont know what logic is?" and Bubba said " No could you help me out?" The professer said "Okay lets see, Do you own a weedeater?" he said "yes I do." The professer said "using logic I know that you must have a lawn. "then bubba replied "Yeah, Thats amazing!" The professer said "since you have a lawn, I know you have a house." He said "Yep sure do, me and my wife live there!" The professor said " well since you have a wife I know that your Hetrosexual. "He said "yeah i cant wait to take this class!” So he left and told cooper about it. Cooper said “well whats logic” So bubba said “Well cooper, do you own a weed eater?” Cooper said “no I don’t!” and he said “your queer aint ya!”
2006-10-16 17:38:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats freaken awesome
2006-10-16 17:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by davidd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man...I own a weedeater...does that make me a man who has a wife and kids who live in a ahouse? LOL.
2006-10-16 17:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by True H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats funny
thank you for my laugh of the day
2006-10-16 17:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Bubba, you tell him.
2006-10-16 17:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee,hee,hee
2006-10-16 17:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by 7yrs2go 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! You got a laugh outta me!! Very funny!
2006-10-16 17:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-10-16 17:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha I needed a laugh badly...thanks!
2006-10-16 17:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by musicgurl1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha man i love that one
2006-10-16 17:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so bad it's good.
2006-10-17 01:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋