i am looking for ideas on food,party favors, wedding dress, invitations, music, cake, anything to embarrass them for interrupting my origional wedding plans. family should be the last to know!
2006-10-16 17:19:38 · 37 answers · asked by avanging bride 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Have the wedding at my brother-in-laws' p;ace .He has a riding lawn mower that died in the front yard 6 years ago that is now surrounded by weeds. The minister could marry you by the pond, with the horse putting his head over his shoulder. The dogs!!! and chickens can run down the "isle" after you, and then go into the barn and drink his home made brew. But by the time the party ended, the interfering relatives will be to smashed to care what you've done.
2006-10-17 18:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by russianoxford 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry your in-laws are butting into your plans. If you are just wanting to do something to just shake them up before hand then I might have a few ideas, but remember this is YOUR wedding not anybody elses!! Also keep in mind that your wedding is something special and are you sure you want to do this for your real wedding???? Just something to think about. Ok, I told you I had a few ideas so here they are: 1. a pig-picking (of course, with a real pig), 2. corn on cob (you have to shuck it first),3. your wedding dress could be like a "daisy duke" outfit, 4.music could be a saw player, a spoon players and haromica player, 5. invitations could be homemade with napkins & construction paper, 6. cake could be a "boob" cake, 7. you could get some party favors at a sex store, they have all kinds of really good stuff. Just remember what I said about your wedding being your day, not your future in-laws day!! This will be the day that you will remember for the rest of your lives with your future husband!! Good luck!!
2006-10-16 17:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by c's grandma 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually, what you are planning sounds like great fun.Have the grooms attendants wearing sports coats over overalls. The best man should have a shotgun. You need to march in to "I love you truly" sang loud and slightly off key. Have the preacher ask if you are there for a hunting license, fishing license or to get hitched. Be sure the women in the brides party wear bloomers and boots. The boots should be old and worn. Very conspicuously have one of the groom's men open a package of toilet paper, presenting a roll to a tearful bride's maid and then offering the remaining rolls to the guests. Give one each to the ring bearer and flower girl and let them TP the guests.
At the reception, you need to be sure to include an old stoneware jug labeled "old rot gut" You and the groom can take a swig rather than having a toast. He should yell out yee haw baby and the bride should just belch loudly and giggle. For the cake, have a store brought cake in the plastic container and open it up. Have your names on it and write tonight or never....
Enjoy the fantasy and stew for a while and go then go ahead and plan a nice wedding. As far as the in-laws are concerned, show them these posts and tell them that further "participation" will result in incorporating these plans. Best wishes for a nice wedding and happy life.
2006-10-16 18:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Go gaudy. Pick clashing wedding colors and hideous bridesmaid dresses. Make everything a mix of formal and casual. Tux and top hat for the groom but pick out ugly suits for the groomsmen, Formal wear at an afternoon wedding then serve BBQ and beer at the reception. Have the reception at the Elks Lodge or VFW hall. Of course the groom's cake should be in the shape of a female from neck to knees wearing an itsy bitty teeny weeny bikini. Yellow polka dotted, of course. Don't forget the pizza rolls as they go so well with beer.
2006-10-16 17:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by myste 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well this should be fun...first ditch the church you want to get married outside by the river/lake etc...make sure all the guy's bring a fishin pole and some bait. Wear a knee length dress with cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat with veil attached. Get a hillbilly band complete with banjo's violins, washboards etc.... don't foget the spitoon on the edge of the band stand so they can spit there baccer somewhere. For food set it up buffet style let everyone know there will be fried chicken and tater salad and ask each guest in lieu of a gift to bring a side dish and cash. Get someone to make the grooms cake an armadilla inside it is red velvet cake so when ya cut it, it looks like it's bleeding. Bake your own wedding cake and use fishing lures as decorations. Have bride and groom on the cake dressed in overalls. Use plastic ware and paper plates and cups. Put the iced down keg at the end of the buffet line along with some sweet tea and some card board boxes of wine. For your toast use those little plastic wine glasses that you snap together use a sharpie to write bride and groom on them. Have hubby wear white coveralls and get your brides maids some different colored coveralls and cowboy hats. Grooms men can wear coveralls too...(no shirts underneath). Use toilet paper for streamers to decorate the trees and construction paper cut outs for you centerpieces. No fancy tables and chairs use picnic tables instead. (should be interesting watchin your fancy inlaw straddle the picnic table bench in a dress) Make out invites on plain white card stock and use crayons to fill in info. Oh yeah and when the bride makes her entrance do it from the back of a pick up truck that runs like crap and has a gun rack in the back winder. LOL hope some of this help...you need to post pics later.
2006-10-16 17:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by ginwill1 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't think a person's name is at all as important as how they behave, what kind of a life they lead. There are people with unattractive names who are wonderful people and live wonderful lives. But personally I don't care for names derived from alcoholic beverages like: Brandy Margarita or Sherry It just doesn't seem right. I'm sorry if that is your name, but I don't care for those. I also don't like girls names based on foods like Peaches Candy Apple (what was Gwyneth Paltrow thinking?!?) I think people should have human sounding names LOL! Not names like food items. I have two daughters with lovely, unique names that I didn't get out of a cookbook but are also accessible and quite lovely. I just think people can be creative without naming their child after their favorite beverage or snack.
2016-05-22 08:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sylvia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A SHOT GUN WEDDING!!! tell everyone that the men have to wear plad shirts with jeans and the women must wear DAISY DUKES and really short short shirts. and have PIGS in a blanket and cheese balls and cheese its and A WHOLE PIG WIT THE FACE STILL ON IT (honest to God real food in the south i went to a bar b q in SC and that is what they had). AND find the most trashes wedding dress you find on paper and show them to your family. HAVE your dad or a friend HOLD A SHOT GUN in the wedding. I AM SO SURE THIS WILL EMBARRASS YOUR FAMILY IN LAW. IF YOU JUST TELL THEM THIS IT WILL MAKE THEM NOT WANT TO COME AT ALL. then after they leave you alone then you say well i did not like you idea so this is what i cam up with. But know are you willing to listen to my real idea! Or just do not go by what they say and do it your way it is your and your soon to be wife's wedding and tell everyone they need to stay out of the planning processes hopeful this will be your only wedding so you need to have the wedding you want.
GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATS
PS i went to a real REDNECK wedding it was my friends she wore a prom dress and he wore an old tux and they guests wore jeans and shirts and the women wore regular dresses NOT FORMAL and the food was NOT FANCY they had devil eggs and pigs in the blanket and just stuff you would find at Buffet restaurant. And lots and lots of liquor and beer.
2006-10-16 17:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Corn Dogs and Keystone Light at the reception.
For a wedding dress, maybe some Klan robes? or maybe a miniskirt and some go-go boots or maybe pink Chucks.
Invitations on children's birthday cards, but just scratch out the birthday part, and put "We getting hitched, yall!"
Hire the hoakiest, cheesiest band you can find. Like the midget KISS cover band, that'd rock! Plus, you'd have midgets at the wedding. Oh, sorry, Little People....
A red velvet cake in the shape of an armadillo or maybe a dragon.
Anything with NASCAR decerations....maybe what you serve the punch in?
2006-10-17 04:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Manny 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
This is your wedding, not theirs. Keep with your origanal wedding plans or elope. In trying to embarass your soon to be inlaws, you will embarass yourself and your future spouse as well. Tell the inlaws, in a classy manner, you appreciate that they are trying to help, but you already have made plans and you are sticking with them. If they would like to help, ask them to help plan party favors or something silly. They are probably just really excited and want to be helpful. Just find something that they can do to help that won't interfere with your origanal plans. Good luck and please don't let your in-laws make your special day trashy. Let them help you make one little part of that day special.
2006-10-17 06:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Two Words, Dollar Store! Throw a dollar store Wedding. They have decorations, fake flowers, balloons, Even invitations! Cheap dinner ware, paper plates, plastic table cloths ect. Off brand snack foods, fruit punch. You can even get candles, centerpeices, party favors. Make your own cake from a box. Play your own music from an old mixed tape or something. And you can buy a wedding dress at Goodwill! make some alternations to it to make it extra tacky!
Serve beer in cans, wine in plastic cups. Write come as you are on your invites.
2006-10-16 17:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋