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2006-10-16 17:08:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks that a two income family is when yo daddy's got two jobs.
2006-10-16 17:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Snuff's was the only one I hadn't heard before. The others were old and I don't think Stan gets the concept. Anyway, how about yo momma's dandruff is so bad, she scratches her head over her cereal when she wants frosted flakes. Made me laugh. =)
2006-10-16 17:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by jackdaniels4meee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat the when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy!!
2006-10-17 03:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by connie m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mammas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!!
2006-10-16 17:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ruth 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so ugly, it affects her self-esteem
2006-10-16 17:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Stan 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mamma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a rebate.
2006-10-16 17:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
dun have 1.....
2006-10-16 17:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋