2006-10-16 16:33:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because it's a socially acceptable passtime
p.s. don't shoot me i'm only the messenger
2006-10-16 16:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. Probably jealously because it is 100% true that blondes have more fun. I get a lot more attention than my brunette friends probably because I stand out more. Its much better to be blonde than a mousy brown who fades into the back ground. Sorry to sound big headed but its true.
2006-10-17 04:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess that they are perceived as dumb - even though the 'real' blondes i know are quite clever.
here's a joke for you anyway.
a blind man walks into a lesbian bar by mistake.
sitting at the bar he asks for a beer, and says to the person behind the bar
"do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
the barmaid tells him
"just to let you know, i am a blonde - and i am an ex championship boxer.
the lady sitting on your left is a blonde - who is just on leave from the army and has been trained in most forms of unarmed combat.
the lady on your right is an ex-world champion wrestler, and she is also blonde.
the woman sitting in the corner, who is also blonde, just happens to be the local body-building champion - 3 years running now.
oh, and the person who is just standing behind you is my personal trainer - who just happens to have a black belt, she is also blonde."
"tell me mister do you still want to tell your blonde joke?" she enquires.
"no, on second thoughts i had better not tell it" he concedes.
"i don't want to have to explain it 5 times."
by the way - both my children are blue eyed blondes.
so i am not anti blonde.
2006-10-17 04:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been able to figure that out myself.
i converted a blonde joke to a red joke; utter failure
2006-10-16 17:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause blondes & southerners are the only people who dont call the PC police
2006-10-16 18:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by lizardhead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because blondes only worry about their hair and not the grey matter {brain } that lies beneath
2006-10-17 01:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because blondes are stupid and yes im a blond
2006-10-16 17:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blondes always have bmw cars cos its the only one they can spell!!!
2006-10-16 20:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by frank.clarke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a name that has been said for years take no notice tho
2006-10-17 02:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by flowerpot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just a bit of fun. Dont let it bother you. I dont.
2006-10-17 02:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋