2006-10-16 15:56:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably! all him and his gang of fellow criminals did was sit around and drink...hang with hookers...and subvert the Roman Empire. Yeah, I bet he could beat those lame frat boys any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
2006-10-16 16:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could drink the Great Lakes dry, then He'd belch and sigh; He's just that sort of Guy!!! He'd eat a rocky mountain size steak and He'd say "Hey, that was just great!!" He'd expect You to participate!! The Son of God would think it mighty odd if You didn't down a Quart and join in with all this Sport!! But do what You want, Jesus don't taunt, Your missing a Hell of a party, Smarty!!
2006-10-16 16:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes because unknown to any of the other competitors he would turn his beer into non alcoholic beer and drink the other contestants under the table,the power to perform miracles is always an edge in a drinking contest.
2006-10-16 16:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope. One of the Germanic gods has that one nailed. However, I hear Jesus is really tough to beat when it comes to a hearty red wine.
2006-10-16 16:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Alex62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way man, have you seen how shredded Jesus was? He was ripped, he must've had like a 3% body fat percentage, and people like that can't hold their liquor!
Ha ha.
But maybe I'm wrong. I mean M.J. wouldn't call it Jesus juice for nothin, would he?
2006-10-16 16:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy James hurricane beats them the two. notice to Stone chilly and Sandman: "Sorry approximately your damn success." The Rock might win, till the adventure replaced into at Wrestlemania. wherein case, Undertaker might win.
2016-12-26 21:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because he would turn the wine back into water just before drinking it.
2006-10-16 15:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Y u acting stupid 4 u wanna get slapped im not playin!! How about jesus sends u to Hell But jesus is nice and he forgives u for saying that!
2006-10-16 16:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, now where in the Bible does it say he doesnt drink or forbids it
2006-10-16 16:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Mike J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and he would still be sober afterwards.
2006-10-16 15:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by The Midnight Knight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋