You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool! Is that not just horrible!
2006-10-16 15:50:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day a blonde was enjoying a Sunday drive. As she cruises through the countryside, she sees a woman out in a field of wheat, ROWING A BOAT (ah, the woman's a blonde)! The blonde driver stops, and hollers out, "whatcha' doin' ?" The blonde in the field says, "I'm rowing in the waves of grain". The blonde driver says, " y'know, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. Why, if I could swim, I'd come right out there and kick your a-- !"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are gathered for an interview as candidates for the Nobel prize. The brunette is asked, " what are you doing for mankind?" She responds, "I'm going to use biodiversity to triple all crop production within the next 5 years." The redhead is asked, "what are you doing for mankind?" She responds, "I'm going to use plankton magnifiers to create oceanic gardens." The interviewer, mighty pleased, turns to the blonde and asks her, "what are you doing for mankind?" She says, " I'm going to plant crops all over the sun, and feed all those starving on earth." The interviewer, a little confused, says, " but the sun is on fire", to which the blonde responds, "well, duh! I'm going at NIGHT ! "
2006-10-16 18:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also heard you can install a mirror in the bottom of the pool.
As a natural blonde, I've always loved dumb blonde jokes. Anybody who takes them seriously is just taking life too seriously.
TO THOSE WHO SAY THEY HATE DUMB BLONDE JOKES:
Why are all dumbe blonde jokes one-liners?
So the men can understand them!
2006-10-17 00:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love all jokes, racist, blonde etc... people need to lighten up.
This blonde asked me to help her with a jigsaw puzzle, she told me it was a picture of a tiger.....
when I entered the room I told her to put the frosted flakes back in the box. I just heard that one it killed me.
2006-10-17 00:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blond jokes aren't funny
2006-10-16 23:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it is kinda horrible but everyoone knows that those blonde jokes don't mean any offense, just a little fun.
2006-10-16 23:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by the_smart_one33 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the best way to kill a blonde is to remind them that their pad has wings, and watch them fly off a building.
2006-10-16 23:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by K G girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard that be4
Its kinda lame
2006-10-16 23:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by lifesquestions? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate blonde jokes.
2006-10-16 22:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by lilpinay 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That is funny - haha..she'd be all why doesn't it smell down here and drown..
2006-10-16 23:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Thats funny!!
2006-10-17 00:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋