maude and claude,,both 91,living in the villages in florida,,they met,,started talking,,became friends. claude asked maude if she would like to go to dinner.yes she said.they went and after dinner they went to claude's apt.they started talking and became interested in each other sexually.well they ended up in bed and after their magic moment together...they each had their own secret thought.....claude thought''if i knew she was still a virgin i'd been more gentler'',,,,,,maude thought '' if i knew he could still do it,i would have taken off my panty hose''.............
2006-10-16 14:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by ggmsixer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok that joke was friggin funny!!! lol. it was cool o fyou when u said that u dont wanna offend ne1. good for you.
P.S. u answered 1 of my questions a cppl mins ago saying how you thought it was about my avatar. the white lines are lightning bolts. its a new feature on the halloween section. thanx for ur concern tho. :)
2006-10-17 12:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by Minnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiighhht.ok just for laughs:my sons b-day was yest. and he ended with some play doh well anyway, my sis was spending the night and we were playing with the play doh and had a molding contest to see who could mold the best penis...well mine won and It looked so real. well my b-friend was sleeping in the chair and I took my camera and put it on black and white mode and took a pic of it with it near his mouth, sorry but had to share it was soooooooooooo ect. funny!!
2006-10-16 15:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA LOL I HAD TO READ IT LIKE 3 TIMES TO GET IT THATS FUNNY THO!!
2006-10-16 14:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Ü funny!
2006-10-16 18:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by wizard_zorrander_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,they are very caring eh?
2006-10-16 15:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it very much
2006-10-16 15:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...nice one.
2006-10-16 14:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny...lol... give me more!!!
2006-10-16 14:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Estrella Negra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you think we will be offended? its funny
2006-10-16 14:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahaha
2006-10-16 14:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋