2006-10-16 14:39:15 · 22 answers · asked by dww32720 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
They usually come from drunken parties. Sometimes blackouts. Although, lots come from the back seat of daddy's car.
2006-10-16 14:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by GORDO BLAKHART 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your husbands 'critters' aren't swimming, you might have to get a baby from the mailman....
If you are a desperate housewife who has a barren uterus, you may have to pay the maid to have one for you.
MY dad said i came from the baby facory:
he went down all the rows of babies. There were Viet Namese babies, Indian babies, and all ethnicities of babies. There were pitiful babies, crying babies and babies with birthmarks covering their whole entire bodies... then.... sitting all alone at the end of a row, out of place.... was me. And he chose me. I LOVE MY DADDY
2006-10-17 11:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Hillary Dillary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mommy makes eggs in here tummy and the daddy squirts i the egg with sperm and then 9 months later a Beautiful baby arrives
2006-10-16 22:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when a man and a woman love eachother very much...or one is feeling a little randy...or when an embryologist inserts a needle into an egg (or defrosts a embryo)...or a..hang on..dude?! Don't you know? Of course you do so why on earth are you asking this? Are you looking for details?
2006-10-16 21:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...cabbage patches?
someone told me once about this daddy tadpole thing and this mommy egg thing meeting up and some miraculous chain of events turns the globs of cells into a baby but....Im not sure if I believe that.
2006-10-16 21:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stork brings them!
2006-10-16 21:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was dropped out of a helicopter
2006-10-16 21:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a kid, my mother always told me she bought me at the grocery store.
2006-10-16 21:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by shaz38 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Storks bring 'em.
2006-10-16 22:17:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well by the looks of it hopefully not from you, if so the world just got a lot more retarded
2006-10-16 21:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by someone_you_wish_you_knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋