George Bush is the leader of the holy Chrisitan Sect, he will show the world America's greatness and lead the crusades against the non-believers and other third world nations. George Bush is like Christ suffering for our sins and speaking what most of us Americans are too shy to say.
He'll tell it like it is whether those damn infidels like it or not. Christ burned to death so they have the right to hate our cult.
2006-10-16 14:23:53 · 11 answers · asked by Skyeboi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, yeah, and did you know that he's 12 feet tall, and single-handedly captured both Sadaam Hussein and Osama bin Laden (it's only a filthy liberal media lie that bin Laden is still free that keeps him from getting credit for this)?
Remember when Bush and Reagan won World War II, by landing that plane on that aircraft carrier? Man, that was exciting.
2006-10-16 14:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, there's a valid comparison. Bush is like Jesus. Let's see. Jesus said, "Turn the other cheek." Bush attacks countries at will without just cause and without being attacked first. Jesus said, "The meek shall inherit the earth." Bush pushed to get rid of the estate tax for millionaires. Jesus preached tolerance and forgiveness. Bush rails against anyone who isn't Christian, male, and white. If Bush ran into Jesus while he was riding his bike out there in Crawford, his most likely response would be either "Get out of the way, long hair!" or "Do I know you?"
2006-10-16 14:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are countless concepts to take the call of God in ineffective. as an get mutually, the sanctuary is the position God positioned his call. we may be able to locate numerous verses in the Bible the position God says his call is in the sanctuary. God's holy feasts were kept on the sanctuary. when we take one in each and every of God's feasts and modify it and make contact with it something else, we misuse God's call. Taking the Sabbath day (Saturday) and calling it Sunday is misusing God's call. Taking the Passover of the hot Covenant and calling it Easter is misusing God's call. regrettably, each and every of the church homes as we talk shop pagan customs which have no longer something to do with the gospel of Christ. Jesus kept the Sabbath day, Passover and each and every of the feasts in accordance to the guidelines of the hot covenant. we are now below the regulation of Christ. God's holy days weren't in any respect abolished as Jesus made truly sparkling in Matthew 5:17. All church homes are below their personal custom. the authentic 2d coming Christ has are available those very last days as prophesied and has restored the hot covenant.
2016-12-04 22:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Who pulled the wool over this dudes eyes?
2006-10-16 14:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is a creep, and he sucks.
2006-10-16 14:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have GOT to be kidding me...
Somebody call the whitecoats!
2006-10-16 14:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
no he's just the President who loves Jesus. maybe your reading a bit into his job.
2006-10-16 14:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lover of my soul 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU HE WAS DOING WHAT HES DOING FOR ALL CHRISTIANS?????????????????????
http://www.freewebs.com/crusade_4_god
2006-10-16 14:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by king_of_crusade 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
AMEN BROTHER! Kill em all, let God sort em out.
It's about time someone declared a Jihad against terrorist Muslims!
2006-10-16 14:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You ARE kidding!
2006-10-16 14:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋