You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
The homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
Your door has more than three locks.
You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You complain about having to mow it.
You are a skee-ball juggernaut.
You consider Westchester "Upstate".
You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.
2006-10-16 13:58:47 · 7 answers · asked by CollegeDropIN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And you can make whole sentences into one word
"fa-git-a-bowed-dit ! "
"D-jeet yet ?"
2006-10-16 14:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by KeyKeyD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marines are frequently more advantageous gifted than NYPD. i grew to change into into in the military and nypd. For the numerous section NYPD in easy words trains 9mm service weapon at 25 yards max. somewhat its 25, 15 and 7 yards. The Marines are far more advantageous appropriate knowledgeable. in spite of in case you receives Marines that dont shoot properly, and some NYPD officials that are solid images. in spite of in case you are able to somewhat have a member of the NYPD that grew to change into accurate right into a former Marine.
2016-12-04 21:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about the car: what about the gas pedal or the trunk?
least used: rearview mirrors
2006-10-16 14:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know there are two kinds of people: those that are from NY...and.....
everybody else.
2006-10-16 15:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! You ARE from NY all right!!! LOL!!!
I spent a year there (W 43rd st.).......
2006-10-16 14:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whta's your point here?
2006-10-16 14:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh lol
2006-10-16 14:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋