Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a gre
2006-10-16 13:29:52 · 11 answers · asked by RealDeal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty cute.
2006-10-16 13:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by CollegeDropIN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha great joke! Its true about the DNA tests, normally they do that blacklight thing, but if they find blood, they do a DNA test.
2006-10-16 13:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great product and story, I'm sure they enjoyed.
2006-10-16 13:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by avery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't do DNA tests to look for blood....nice try tho
2006-10-16 13:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Grundoon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too cute, congrats on getting off
2006-10-16 13:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, and what is the point of this s**t? shouldn't you be writing this on paper and sending it to them or something?
2006-10-16 13:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go tide
2006-10-16 13:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!
we also use it at home!
tide rules!!!
2006-10-16 13:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO Good one
2006-10-16 13:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by kgreives 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did happen to him?
2006-10-16 14:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋