Funny jokes sbout school, teachers?

Answer 1

Yea so this joke is about a dad 'teaching' his kid about politics.. so it kinda has to do with that.. haha but who cares its a pretty damn good joke! And oh so true.


A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Answer 2

A lesson about blood flow and circulation
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."

Answer 3

Mrs Smith asked her preschool students that upon return from their vacation to not use any more "baby" words or phrases.
So when the kids returned she asked them to share the name of any book they read while on vacation with only grown up words.
Little Johnny gets up and tells the class in a very grown up way,
"On my vacation a read 'The Many Adventures of Winnie The Sh*t"


When Mrs Jennings asked her students to spell and make up a sentence for 'Dictate' Spanky proudly spelled out d-i-c-t-a-t-e and said "Darla said my dictate good"