But leave my beard. I could dress up like I'm Amish, and hang out in hooters. That way, the women will see me as a challenge. Good idea?
2006-10-16 13:22:28 · 20 answers · asked by Allen Montgomery 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nah, they'll never buy it if they see you in Hooters. You gotta rent a minivan and get an amish family to drive you to a K-Mart or Wal-Mart and walk around, eyeing the women. I would suggest the name Jeremiah. Also, if you can squeeze out some tears if they talk about the school shooting last week, it's bonus points. Mention that your pasttimes include cow-tipping, butterchurning, and Bible-study.
You'll be irresistable.
2006-10-16 13:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew Jesse Brown 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No man I like the look
But let me say something, if you don't mind. I read your first question, and I want to say thank you. Thank you for beating a child molestors as.s. If more people were out there that were like you, to have the balls to stand up against something so horendous, and even get convicted because of it, i think we'd have a better society. If I met you in person and you told me that's why you were convicted, I'd only have that much more respect for you.
Dont shave that beard, its freakin cool
2006-10-16 20:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take it all off... the beard makes u look old!!! What women wants an amish man????? NOT ME!!!....just play hard to get!!! But not all women like hard to get!! GOOD LUCK!!
2006-10-16 20:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by cakes811 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well mate, Halloween is on its way so what you could do is have a real good shave, everything off apart from the hair on top which could do with a tidy, then purchase a ragged orange waistcoat with black spots on and keep an eye out for your Wilma - THAT'S a better idea!
Yabadabadooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-16 20:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by read_u_read 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need to cut the beard and leave the mustace and hair you'll still look like amish just on a tall blck hat
2006-10-16 20:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pookie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is your photo, you should get rid of the beard. Cut the hair
and leave the mustache.
2006-10-16 20:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it into a long goaty. Shave yer head bald. Thats the style
2006-10-16 20:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Don R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should shave your moustache and cut your hair and shave your beard. Most women don't like facial hair.
2006-10-16 20:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lorraine_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome! great idea. dont think people will mistake you for amish in a hooters though.(unless you learn dutch)
2006-10-16 20:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by mr e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your hair cut and be a real man
2006-10-16 20:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋