I'm not sure why, but before I get up to go to the factory, my 95 year old mother will give me a wedgie and then pull the back of my underwear open and pour Cap'n Crunch on my butt. I'm not sure why really. I mean once I sit down in the car it all gets smashed up and then the bits and peices get stuck up my butt crack. By about breaktime its so bad I have to go the bathroom and use wet wipes to get it all off. I'm sure there is a good reason for this, I just haven't figured it all out.
2006-10-16
12:15:33
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