In search of wit?

Question

I've asked this already, but I want new answers.

What is the wittiest response or question you've written in this section? Or any other section for that matter.

Set yourselves up, write the question you were responding to... whatever works, wittiest person gets 10 points.

I think deacon confused wit with deranged rambalings....
everyone else, please note that I wrote 'wit' not 'deranged ramblings'

Answer 1

the twit gets no wit

Answer 2

crap, are you going to make me choose?

i dont really have anything witty to say at the moment, usually my wit comes as im typing a response.

a quick glance at the questions ive responded to will give you a plethora of witty responses, but i could hardly choose the wittiest. i suppose thats for you to decide.

Answer 3

Your profile define and confirm that you are the false prophet.

About Me: Devil's Advocate definition- One who argues against a cause or position, not as a committed opponent but simply for the sake of argument or to determine the validity of the cause or position.

Please note all Nutty Christians: I do not represent satan or his minions. I merely poke holes in your flawed logic, blind faith, and archaic views.

"false prophet" was found 11 times in 11 verses in the New Testament.

Matthew 7:15 - Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Matthew 24:11 - And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

Matthew 24:24 - For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Mark 13:22 - For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

Luke 6:26 - Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

Acts 13:6 - And when they had gone through the isle unto Paphos, they found a certain sorcerer, a false prophet, a Jew, whose name was Barjesus:

2 Peter 2:1 - But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

1 John 4:1 - Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Revelation 16:13 - And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

Revelation 19:20 - And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

Revelation 20:10 - And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Answer 4

Why is this important? Is yahoo entertainment for you?

Answer 5

sorry I don't correspond with no Devil's advocates,change your screen name maybe then I'll change my mind

Answer 6

Everytime I see the question: "What's your favorite bible verse?"
My response: "Rub a dud-dub, thanks for the grub."

Answer 7

oh where is miss austen when we need her...

Answer 8

please see blackacres response to the question below rofl

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AppZxFkG1HxwR1NBlsgsydWKBgx.?qid=20061016161251AA4U8LK

i nominate that one