2006-10-16 12:07:56 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Shortie♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well im just a kid so i like these the best
~yo mammas so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants.
~yo mammas so stupid when she went the the grocery store and got lockied in .the next day they found her dead and said she starved 2 death.
~yo mammas so fat when she walked outside every1 started yelling and screaming saying *ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!*
HAHAHA!!!LOL ROFL
2006-10-16 12:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by ray-lyn 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I heard this just the other day "Yo Momma's so fat, that when God said "Let there be light", she had to get out of the way".
2006-10-16 13:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by kitty K 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma is so cross-eyed that when she cries tears run down her back.
2006-10-16 12:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
my 5 yr old was tryin to gun on his daddy and all he said was yo momma so fat...he doesnt really understand the concept of it so it was funny
2006-10-16 12:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma's so stupid-she gave birth to you
2006-10-16 12:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by whataprincess! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've told it many times, but it's still my fav.
Yo Momma so dumb, she passed by the YMCA and said "Hey look! They spelled Macy's wrong."
hahaha
2006-10-16 12:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When you momma raises her hand she looks like she has someone in a headlock.
2006-10-16 12:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama sooo Fat, the doctor told her she has a flesh-eating disease and gave her 23 years to live !!!!
2006-10-16 12:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by sthurb 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat,when she dances the radio skips!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-16 12:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorite joke was when this guy said "you wear a hat when u have a bad hair day, you wear pants when you are cold, you wear a shirt when you walk out, then y r u wearing a bra ?"
2006-10-16 12:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by EmySaur :D 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋