It is 2 o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep in bed, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking comes from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke wanting to know if the coast was clear!".
2006-10-16 11:30:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-17 02:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should of watched the forecast on tv instead of making all those calls trying to get the weather details.
2006-10-16 11:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. It made me think about how I'm usually the one calling and asking. haha :)
2006-10-16 11:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! Adultery! ^_^
2006-10-16 13:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The orginal version of this joke is better than what you wrote.
2006-10-16 12:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it
2006-10-16 11:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, his wife sure does need to be more careful...JK
2006-10-16 11:40:31 · answer #7 · answered by Miss P. Square Pinky Swear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes love that one too.
2006-10-17 03:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-16 11:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not trying to be rude or anything. . . but that joke sucks!
2006-10-16 11:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by hippie_at_heart 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋