ok, 3 chinese guys go to America and don't know english. the 1st guy goes to an opera and hears the women in the opera sing "me me me me me" so the 1st guy says me me me meme. The 2nd guy goes to the market and hears a group of men saying "shotgun shotgun shotgun" so the 2nd guy said shoutgun shotgun shotgun. The 3rd 1 made a hole in 1 at the golf court and everyone said yeah woo-hoo so he said yah woohoo. The police came to them 1 day and asked who killed A very famous man. The first 1 said me me me, he police said how did u kill him, the 2nd 1 said shotgun shotgun shotgun, the police said u r all goin to jail. The 3rd one said yeah woohoo!
2006-10-16 10:25:11 · 14 answers · asked by da202101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha! I like it but I've heard one a little different. the first guy is the same but the second guy goes to a restaurant and learns "fork and knife." the third guy goes to a candy store and hears a kid say, "He stole my lollypop!" so he learned that. then there was a forth guy who learned "ya who hoo!!" and a fifth guy who went to an electronic store and learned "plug it in, plug it in." so the police was asking who killed a famous guy and the first guy says me me me. and the policeman said, what'd you do it with? and the 2nd guy says, fork and knife." he asked why. and the 3rd guy said, he stole my lollypop. and he said, we are going to arrest you!! and the 4th guy said, ya, whoo hoo! and the police said that they were going to put the guy on the electric chair and the 5th guy said, plug it in, plug it in. ha ha I like yours and mine!!
2006-10-16 10:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That was really funny! ^_^
2006-10-16 19:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-16 17:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ricardo M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny but i heard it in a different way!
2006-10-16 17:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by small fry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was funny where did you get that
2006-10-16 17:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its pretty darn funny! ha ha heh heh hee hee ho ho
2006-10-16 17:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny
2006-10-16 17:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by kisadanser320 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it and it's just okay.
2006-10-16 17:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i like that one
2006-10-16 17:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good.
2006-10-16 20:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋