the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
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2006-10-16 10:13:29 · 17 answers · asked by Luke 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got 1: A dumb blonde wants to go to disney world, she sees a sign saying "disney world left" the blonde was so stupid that she said oh well time to go home. SHe actually thought disney world left!
2006-10-16 10:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by da202101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense or nothing, but those jokes are old. Its all in good fun though :) Oh, lol, you spelt blonde wrong in your question.
2006-10-16 17:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you make a blonde walk on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
2006-10-16 17:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u slpelde bolned worng u blonde jk thas fuuny
2006-10-16 17:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by duckie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty good! I like the lipstick one.
2006-10-16 17:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Skater_Gurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly good for a laugh.
2006-10-16 20:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but whats a blong?
2006-10-16 17:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Carly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute just b/c i'm not a blond lol
2006-10-16 17:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by cheesecaketops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drowning a fish is possible keep it immobile enough and it will suffocate
2006-10-16 17:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by cjnponka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes walk into a building......
you think one of them would have seen it first!!
HA!! LOVE THAT ONE
2006-10-16 17:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by shannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋