A baby goose is put in a bottle. The goose matures and grows. Soon the bottle will not be large enough for the goose. And, the goose is now too large to fit through the neck of the bottle. YOU think that you must save both. What to do?
2006-10-16 09:41:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The goose is out
2006-10-16 09:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefully use a glass cutter to cut off the top of the bottle where it starts to narrow. Take out the goose, then have the bottle repaired by a professional.
Of course, I wouldn't put the goose in the bottle in the first place.
2006-10-16 16:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would you put a goose in a bottle? That's like that Bonsai Kitten thing that was going around the net a few years ago. i was so glad when I found out that was fake.
2006-10-16 16:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preposterous!
The point is moot because a baby goose will not fit into the bottle in the first place!
2006-10-16 16:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to save the bottle? It's gotta be loaded with goose poop by now.
2006-10-16 16:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by angk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
break the bottle, cook the goose
2006-10-16 16:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd look at the goose through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars. Then I'd remove him with a pair of tweezers.
2006-10-16 16:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this question have to do with religion and spirituality?
2006-10-16 16:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋