2006-10-16 09:37:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We keep busy answering stupid questions such as this.
2006-10-16 09:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by . 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ask him why he hates god
ask if you can take his kids to church
Drink the last beer
replace it with light
tell him Einstein was a christian
tell him Darwin accepted christ
Hide Chick tracts in clever places around their office.
Tell them that the universe is too complex to "just exist," and must have been created by a God who "just exists."
Make up statistics.
End a discussion with "Well, I know you're smarter than I am, but I know I'm right."
Accuse them of persecuting you.
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2006-10-16 09:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him to dinner, offer to pick up the check, take him to an excellent play or musical production, snuggle with him, (fill in this blank space as you wish), plan trips to Europe or to the great National Parks of the west, help him create a business, encourage his passions, teach him something new, learn something new from him, etc.
Excuse me....what was the question? (I was busy.)
2006-10-16 09:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him bash Christians and deny the truth.Also find concreate evidence that God doesn't exist,they are high intellegent monkeys and post internet pictures of the big bang blob exploding.
2006-10-16 09:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are easy to keep busy -- smart people always want to learn more.
2006-10-16 09:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them for proof of macro-evolution.
Ask them for the missing link for all species of animals.
Ask them how accurate carbon dating is.
Ask where insects evolved from.
Ask why there is no life on any other planet.
2006-10-16 09:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way you keep a theist busy
2006-10-16 09:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Box of condoms, dollar store porn and a Carl Sagan book for afterwards.
2006-10-16 09:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Present him with poor lost souls, and give him an intelligence you cannot even begin to comprehend.
2006-10-16 09:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make them talk to a bunch of retarded people online who demand to see proof of a negative?
2006-10-16 09:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋