I'm sure you've met at least one of them.
A man bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without a taker. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution.. They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "the number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific", he thanked me and hung up. They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... They Walk Among Us!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," ; she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They walk among us, AND REPRODUCE too!
2006-10-16 09:22:42 · 14 answers · asked by tearsnomore2005 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dcarcia...its BREED...lol
2006-10-16 09:29:59 · update #1
hip2be...its Disease, not decease...if ur gonna insult me at least do it right
2006-10-16 09:43:22 · update #2
DUDE! Thats hilarious! N' all these people are trying to bash on you and your correcting them!!! LOL You good, way to go. They walk among us...I'm probably one of them. lol
2006-10-16 10:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How great thank you very much for the long needed laugh. Oh how true and how sad. But this is just the tip of the iceberg, there are so many dumb people in this world. I will find some more and share with you OK.. thanks again
2006-10-16 09:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost choked with the third one and I'm the college computer room and I study in a Japanese college so you can imagine how ashamed I am feeling right now. good luck and good jokes.
2016-05-22 07:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Wow, that's funny AND scary. LMAO.
2006-10-16 09:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a funny joking ya
2006-10-16 10:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen that b4 and it still cracks me up
2006-10-16 09:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by bsktballa4413 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets hope that you don't catch that decease because it is highly contagious!!!!!!
2006-10-16 09:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg so true
2006-10-16 09:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
thank you!
really funny! :)
2006-10-16 14:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was wayyyyyyyyyyyy toooooooooooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-16 09:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋