i was told by me dad that the woman is to do what i tell her, now she has threatened to send the lesbians after me
2006-10-16 09:19:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
she is now outside mowing the lawn and cleaning gutters....i like to keep her real busy
2006-10-16 09:32:47 · update #1
good advice fun lady, alpo is now on the menu
2006-10-16 09:40:23 · update #2
Have you tried feeding her Alpo and scratching her behind the ears every now and then! Also, rub her belly often
2006-10-16 09:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she feels her efforts will be wasted on somone relying on their dad to make decisions on life in regards to a wife. Lesbians will straighten you and your daddy out. Get a foreign wife that doesn't mind doing the housework. Try a lady from a country where the women are more submissive than whatever masculine deprived country you are residing in. She probably likes doing housework as much as a dog would.
2006-10-16 09:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very inventive or you have lost your sense of reasoning,where is your sense of smooth operation,why did you get married in the first place?When you are married,women holds your happiness,believe it or not and when she,s unhappy you will feel the brunt of it and your father will not be around to help you,the best thing for you to do is do the honey dos and stop being such a jerk,unless you married for something other than love.
2006-10-16 09:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by delmy d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only police dogs work and they are used to save lives and they are sleeping must of the time. Is that what you want? Do not accost people, have your heard that you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar? Ask your mom what she think about that opinion from your dad. You will be surprised, and maybe change your opinion.
2006-10-16 09:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by antonioavilakiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because unless you married a four legged animal, she probably won't be able to "work like a dog". No hate, just an observation....just train the dog to do the house work!
2006-10-16 09:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky Lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can get the lesbians to do the housework.
On another note, have you ever heard about men whose wives leave them for other women? You could be next.
2006-10-16 09:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by redwolf7782 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could evaluate a professional coach first and maximum amazing in case you are able to discover the money for it. which will probable help plenty. in case you are able to not discover the money for a coach, i could evaluate going to guidance instructions. Petsmart has them. He could opt for an prolonged walk as others have pronounced yet a guidance classification could grant help to perceive the priority if that's not it. If it seems you are able to not prepare him, and you are able to not stay with this, you're able to desire to to contemplate re-homing him. do not supply him away for unfastened. make optimistic he's neutered, up thus far on vaccinations and fee an adoption fee of a minimum of $50 to make optimistic he gets a physically powerful abode. I consistently say that's a final motel. Or touch a rescue and see in the event that they are able that might actually assist you with re-homing him. I even have never re-homed a dogs, yet I even have additionally in basic terms accompanied small canines. a minimum of, drooling and knocking issues with the tail are issues you're able to could desire to stay with in a dogs that super. interior the destiny, you opt to study the dogs you're getting in the past you undertake it to make optimistic it quite is a dogs you are able to actual stay with. you're able to could desire to learn how to stay with the dogs for the reason that your spouse loves it. The issues you're speaking approximately could rigidity me nuts too, so I do sympathize. on the comparable time, you're able to desire to not have familiar the dogs to start with in case you need to not stay with him. Do your very appropriate to attempt to be certain the priority and keep the dogs for the two his and your spouse's sake.
2016-11-23 15:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you anywhere close to serious?
Do us all a favor and go slap yourself, then learn to treat your wife like a princess since that's how she deserves to be treated anyway. Spoil the heck out of her since she'll be the one wiping your butt when you're too old and decrepit to do it yourself.
2006-10-16 09:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by alliekat56 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dad is a genius as well as you. Bring on the lesbians!
p.s. good luck with your alimony payments...
2006-10-16 09:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by Fatboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and of course making her work like a dog makes you feel like a man?...go lesbians
2006-10-16 09:23:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋