I was thinking about becoming a racist?

Question

What are the hours like?

Answer 1

I LOVE TESTICLES OF ALL RACES

Answer 2

Most are 24/7 but you will get holidays now and again. For example most racists will have a holiday if the object of there derision saves there lives, blood transfusion, organ transplant, or are treated in hospital by a doctor nurse etc. The holiday of course soon ends when you feel your old self again and are up to normal idiocy levels Oh and out of earshot .

Answer 3

Its not just the hours that put me off.
You also have to have fond rose tinted memories of the 1980's, and use language belonging to that era such as 'political correctness'.
You wear rose tinted spectacles when looking back to a mythical golden past when all the rich whites took care of all the poor whites, just because they were all white. A past that only you can remember.
At the same time you ignore the realities of the present in which one white person screws over another white person to employ a cheaper third person; who is also white.
You must ignore economic reality; the fact that this is an island and therefore relies heavily on imports; therefore p*ssing off the rest of the worlds population to the point where they impose economic sanctions is not such a great idea.

Ever thought about a wacky religion instead? At least with those you can start your own - and get tax relief!

Answer 4

Racism can be fun, rewarding work... but it comes with a lot of responsibility, and demanding hours. It's really a 24/7 job. It depends on the level of racist you are wanting to become, and which minority group you are wanting to target the most. Some racists choose only to sit at home, and only be a racist while they watch the O'reiley Factor, while others choose a lifetime of dedicated service by joining whatever local racist group will take them (i.e., the Ku Klux Klan, the Republican Party, etc.). Whatever your decision, be sure that you will have lots of support from people that are white, or, uh, whatever color you are, and that politicians will pander to you by using are tax dollars to build a fence along the border. Good luck!

Answer 5

Actually the hours vary… because sometimes the racists “claim” not to be racist so technically they’re “off the clock”… that’s when they’re hiding behind “a cause”…

…so you would really make up your own hours… just decided what time you want to be honest and say “Hey, I’m a racist – so what?!”

Then you’d be on the clock!

Answer 6

24/7

Answer 7

You make your own hours.Tell me is it being racists to hate a racists,because he/shes a racists ?Just a thought to the overly self righteous...There cant be good hate and bad hate ,can there ?

Answer 8

I will vote for a democrat when they can come up with some kind of rational idea for anything. So far all I have heard is a lot of whining and caterwauling about what a terrible lot the Republicans are. Dems: you got no plans-you don't get my vote. A bad plan is better than no plan at all.

Answer 9

Blimey!!!!!!!! what happens if you were made redundant and do they have a pension scheme or even a contract and is there any chance of promotion
youre going to have to look at all the prospects
I should imagine the hours would be long though.

Answer 10

it depends, the South African branch closed down a few years ago and redundancy is rife. My personal recomendation is convert to Islam then move to the middle east. Then you can be as racist to the west as you want. Prehaps strap a few bombs to yourself and visit an embassy to make a statement of your disgust of westerners.

Answer 11

Impossible.
If you can 'think' about anything, (even about becoming a racist) you will never qualify.