Quote the most unbelievable crap too. Stuff about people living in whales, people and animals on a big ark during a worldwide flood, etc.
2006-10-16 08:51:48 · 11 answers · asked by cannonball 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To Ronin and Ann Tykre: Good job!!!
2006-10-16 09:09:41 · update #1
If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep.
Deut 22:13-21
Fun!!
And talking trees!
Judges 9:8 The trees went forth on a time to anoint a king over them; and they said unto the olive tree, Reign thou over us.
9:9 But the olive tree said unto them, Should I leave my fatness, wherewith by me they honour God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees?
9:10 And the trees said to the fig tree, Come thou, and reign over us
2006-10-16 09:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Things are constantly changing throughout scripture as God's plan slowly unfolds. And like many people, you got hung up over certain portions and you stop moving/growing. With scripture it is imperative to maintain historical contexts and when you have learned each lesson then to move onto the next. If you don't do this then you will be left behind and that is not a good place to be! So keep up! Jesus states, in your selected passages, that the law was binding until HE had fulfilled it all. He did that during his life and death - and that was 2000 years ago. OBSERVE HISTORICAL CONTEXT! Today, we are totally free from the law. Jesus fuifilled it, removed it as the stumblingblock that it was, and replaced it with one single easy law - the law of love - which has two parts: Mat 22:37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. Mat 22:38 This is the first and great commandment. Mat 22:39 And the second [is] like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. Mat 22:40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Go in peace and freedom -- and LOVE God and man! Gal 5:14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, [even] in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
2016-05-22 07:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that this question is ridiculous and insulting.Unless you can prove with historical evidence that the Bible is false, there is no point to this question. Just because you do not believe something does not make it false. The Bible is God's Word and when you miss out on trusting the Lord Jesus as your Savior, you miss out on peace with God in this life and you miss an eternity in Heaven. It's that simple.
2006-10-16 09:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by rockin'17 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
2006-10-16 08:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
On my bed at night I sought him
whom my heart loves-
I sought him but I did not find him.
--Song of songs 3: 1
2006-10-16 09:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are such a sad person. Aren't there other forums that you can irritate people with your sad questions? If you don't want to hear about God, why are you on a "Religion" forum? Just wondering.
2006-10-16 08:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by jworks79604 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
How about this one? "Blessed is the man who does not sit in the seat of scoffers, or walk in the way of mockers".
2006-10-16 08:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Esther 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You will have plenty of time to be bored in hell, Eternity.
2006-10-16 09:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank you. Alot of crap on here is funny, but this actually made me laugh out loud.
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And to actually answer your plea:
Here's some fun for the whole family!!
http://www.dltk-bible.com/jesus/jonah_and_the_whale-index.htm
2006-10-16 08:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
THIS so called question of yours does not deserve an answer. may God forgive you.
2006-10-16 08:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by littlecwoman 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋