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my son needs to know for his science project

2006-10-16 08:25:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

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Lighten up people. This country has become sooooo serious about the children that it's no longer fun to be a kid! What kind of answer is "Be a parent and tell your kid that a cow can't produce strawberry milk"? Obviously the teacher meant it as a joke and is expecting a joke answer.

Say something like "Eating strawberries cannot produce strawberry milk. Only pink cows can produce strawberry milk."

2006-10-16 08:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by edward_the_l0ngshanks 4 · 1 1

Wow...not much gets me to laugh audibly while I'm on the internet. Top notch. You get the honors.

Seriously, though, cows don't produce strawberry milk, factories do, and most of the time, no strawberries are involved.

No strawberries or cows were harmed in the answering of this question, just the IQ of the internet.

2006-10-16 15:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix_Slasher 4 · 2 1

Strawberry flavoring is added at the dairy after the cow has produced the milk. Cows are used eating grass and grains and are not fed fruit as a staple. I don't believe that even if they ate strawberries that it would change the flavor of their milk.

2006-10-16 15:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Pegasus90 6 · 1 1

Our cows produce only whole white milk.

2006-10-16 15:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by cowgirl 6 · 0 1

be a parent and teach your kid that strawberry milk comes from the store. duhhhhhhhh

2006-10-16 15:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You make me think: How constipated does a cow have to be before he can make cheese?

2006-10-16 15:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by martino 5 · 0 1

1,432 1/2

Don't forget about the 10 pounds of sugar as well!

2006-10-16 15:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You have embarresed me as a mother....

2006-10-16 15:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

u and ur son are dumb

2006-10-16 15:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Oh dear you cant be serious can you????

2006-10-16 15:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0 1

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