-dogs eat chow.
-dogs, when trained, pee in the right spot. men waste their whole lives trying.
-you don't need to take dogs with you at your friends parties.
-when dogs go "out", they don't come back to your bed.
-dogs don't drool on your clean pillow.
-dogs don't snore on your ears.
-dogs don't know how to use the remote.
-dogs relish relationship.
-the dogs mother doesn't cook better than you.
-dogs don't know what cellulite is.
-dogs love to walk with you.
-dogs don't spend sunday nights watching football.
-dogs don't bite their owners.
-dogs are loyal, cuddly, friendly, and good-humored.
-dogs don't complain when you whistle to other neighbors dogs.
-dogs don't change cars every year.
-if you close the door, the dog won't come in your bedroom.
-dogs don't get excited at the simple sight of a pair of mammal glands.
-dogs bark. not curse
2006-10-16 08:06:30 · 10 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha - this is what i liked much:-
dogs, when trained, pee in the right spot. men waste their whole lives trying
2006-10-16 08:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million. they're completely sympathetic approximately your issues on the place of work 2. They get exhilaration from listening to baout your golf interest, hollow by way of hollow, shot by way of shot. 3. they prefer the comparable television courses as I do. 4. foodstuff can sq. away any modifications 5. They hardly ever merchandise to something on ethical grounds.
2016-12-08 15:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2006-10-16 08:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol those are are funny, -dogs dont spend monday nights watching football. Lol!!
2006-10-16 08:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dogs are very forgiving for whatever it is you might have done
2006-10-16 08:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by lanai911 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is good material.
2006-10-16 14:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dogs don't waste time sitting infront of Computer and answering...What you say ??? Good one !!! Thanks !
2006-10-16 08:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How funny.
2006-10-16 09:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not amused
2006-10-16 08:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well...they got me. lol.
2006-10-16 08:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by Chris_Knows 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋