A woman had a Parrot,This Parrot could only say,I see Pussy,I see Pussy,
That weekend the woman had a party,So she said to they Parrot ,I want you to shup up,when my guest arrive,or I will shave your head and lock you in the toilet,The first guest arrive,They parrot start saying I see pussy,I see pussy,The second guest arrive, They Parrot said I see pussy,I see pussy,So the woman take the parrot and shave her head and lock her in the toilet bowl,While they party was going on,A ball head man wanted to go to the toilet,When he lifted the toilet cover he see they Parrot and they Parrot look up at the Ball head man and said,Who pussy you see,who pussy you see.
2006-10-16 08:02:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good. hears one. A woman buys a parrot from the back of the pet store. the owner warns her of his color-full language. she gets him home and all day he curses up a storm. finally after a week shes had enough of the foul moth bird and tosses him in the freezer for 5 minutes. after 5 min she opens the door and the bird comes out shivering. the parrot looks at the woman and says" im sorry ma'am this will never happen again. but i only have one question........ what the F&%K did the chicken do to REALLY piss you off?!?!?"
2006-10-16 08:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cant really tell what the parrot is sayin!! Can u retype with fewer ***** ??
2006-10-16 15:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well something seems to be naughty man u need to re-work avoiding all that star marks
2006-10-16 15:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many **********
2006-10-16 21:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋