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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.
They are talking and Bill says,'I've seen some great pics. of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!'
Hugh replies,"well Bill, you know.....ever since our incident, her price skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune."
Bill said with a chuckle," Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"
So,Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy,mumbling, "God.....now i know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies,"Thank You Bill...And now i know how you chose the name MICROSOFT."

2006-10-16 07:54:04 · 10 answers · asked by sweetangel1328 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Intelligently thought and presented.Got Impressed!! Good One.Keep sending in more!! Thanks!

2006-10-16 08:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

Cute

2006-10-16 15:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

Hee Hee Hee! Its good! I get the joke! ^_^

2006-10-16 15:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA HA funny

2006-10-16 15:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Hahahaha, this is great, I will have to tell my flatmates this one! :-)

2006-10-16 14:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Samsara 2 · 0 0

tee hee!

2006-10-16 15:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad

2006-10-16 20:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by becca 2 · 0 0

lame sorry

2006-10-16 14:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by fearmymagicbubbles 3 · 0 0

cute.

2006-10-16 14:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by beautafly1985 1 · 0 0

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2006-10-16 15:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by GucciBoi 2 · 0 0

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