Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.
They are talking and Bill says,'I've seen some great pics. of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!'
Hugh replies,"well Bill, you know.....ever since our incident, her price skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune."
Bill said with a chuckle," Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"
So,Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy,mumbling, "God.....now i know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies,"Thank You Bill...And now i know how you chose the name MICROSOFT."
2006-10-16
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