lawyer joke, part 7...?

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lawyer joke, part 7...?

q: how do you know when a lawyer is lying?
a: his lips are moving.

q: how was the silver thread invented?
a: two lawyers were fighting over a dime.

q: why does the BAR forbid lawyers from having sexual relations between lawyers and clients?
a: to prevent the client from being charged twice for basically the same service.

2006-10-16 07:40:21 · 3 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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lol...hahahahaha..hope ur not a lawyer ?

2006-10-16 07:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

got a good smile out of it.

2006-10-16 15:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

LOL

2006-10-16 14:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋