A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a
blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2006-10-16 07:39:45 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one yaar !!! keep it up !!!
2006-10-16 07:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7/10
2006-10-16 15:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a smile!
2006-10-16 14:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that funny, but i smiled
2006-10-16 14:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Penelope A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was sorta funny.
2006-10-16 20:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! I liked that one!
2006-10-16 14:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny haha!!
2006-10-16 14:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by BAMBAM1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so damn stupid....but pretty funny.
2006-10-16 14:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha....still laffing.....good one
2006-10-16 14:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your drunk,..YAWN...
2006-10-16 14:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by BEERBELLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋