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An application was for employment.
A program was a t.v show.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something you lost with age.
If you unzipped anything in public, you'd be jailed.
Log on was adding wood to fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
A Backup happened to your commode.
Cut, you did with a pocket knife.
Paste, you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy, you hoped nobody found out!

2006-10-16 07:22:54 · 13 answers · asked by sweetangel1328 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

In the good old days a husband worked 2 jobs and still had the time to kiss their wife and hug their kids at the door. A dad took their kids out to the park and then for ice-cream. After mom made dinner, dad said go sit down honey and I'll clean up. In the good old days, if the wife wanted $4o she didn't have to blow her old man to get it. He gave it willingly and more.

2006-10-16 07:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Printer was a profession.
A scanner was what you used to listen to police calls.
A mouse was a mouse.
A tower was an architectural structure.

2006-10-16 14:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by pessimoptimist 5 · 0 0

Very True. I like it.
Except in the very good old days the didn't even know what a tv was.

2006-10-16 14:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 0 0

I will have to say u are 100% right days are long gone

2006-10-16 14:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by poke_kee 3 · 0 0

without computer in the ole days i did house work lol

2006-10-16 14:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by terri e 5 · 0 0

Yes, very good. Now go wash my car.

2006-10-16 14:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh and

headbangers was people in a mental institute

2006-10-16 14:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

True & cute!

2006-10-16 14:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Apple21 6 · 0 0

YeP.

2006-10-16 14:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by steve w 5 · 0 0

lol ya it's so true.

2006-10-16 14:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by LiL'BiNt 3 · 0 0

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