A man and his wife are gardening. LAter, she leaves to take a shower. She undresses, but sees him waving at her in the window. He points to his eye, then to his knee, and then makes raking motions (I need the rake) she points to her eye, grabs her left boob, slaps her butt, and rubs her crotch. He goes inside and sticks his head in the door," WHat?" "I left it behind the bush." she replies.
2006-10-16 06:40:56 · 10 answers · asked by maconheira 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha if it were a true story he might have thought she was sayin she was wantin some fun lol.
2006-10-16 07:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a nice laugh while imagining the way she must have acted to convey the message to her husband...must be an expert in Dumb sharads ! Good one ! Got stump...Keep it up!!
2006-10-16 13:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but still a goodie.
2006-10-16 13:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was up your butt eating a ham and cheese sandwich I bet you would know.
2006-10-16 13:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by phishmelon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha cute
2006-10-16 13:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Thats a good one, you got jokes.
2006-10-16 13:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY, I'M GOING TO TELL IT TO MY BOYFRIEND.
2006-10-16 13:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't try this at home.....
always misunderstood
2006-10-16 14:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute :O)
2006-10-16 13:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...how crazy...lol
2006-10-16 13:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by alisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋