Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
- thanks to Pamela McMahon
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when you look into a box of Cheerios, are you looking at Cheerios or doughnut seeds? If you plant them, will they come up glazed or cream-filled?
- thanks Claudia
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Ever heard of a drum soloist?
- thanks to Antonio Josiah
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Who's the wise guy who came up with: 'Never say never'? Didn't you just say it?
- thanks to Antonio Josiah
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Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'?
Is it because Americans are so self-centered?
- thanks to Antonio Josiah
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What would happen if you told a madman to 'Knock 'em dead!'?
- thanks to Antonio Josiah
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Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?
- thanks to Antonio Josiah
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Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
- thanks again Antonio Josiah
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Can you freeze anti-freeze ?
- thanks to Dave Tonn
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If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?
- thanks to Brendan Dyer
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If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens
when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?
( thanks to Imad M. )
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Why is it called MENstruation?
( thanks to 'Dan the Man' )
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If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
( Thanks Ashley )
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Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
( Thanks Ashley )
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Do blondes really know that they have more fun?
( Thanks Ashley )
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What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
( submitted by Charlie Snyder )
2006-10-16 06:30:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-16 06:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 21:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the best thing before sliced bread was soft-spread butter.
You forgot one though,
Why is there no ham in hamburger?
As or the rest of the questions...
I'll just have to think about them.
2006-10-16 07:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if they did not have any pants on they'd be arrested first??
Keep the insights coming!!!
2006-10-16 06:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...n so true
i lov the self-centered american one...n internet boundaries!!
2006-10-16 06:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True so true :O) Keep 'em coming.
2006-10-16 06:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have to think about some of those
2006-10-16 06:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by klynnd1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it up
2006-10-16 06:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋