This guy wanted to have sex with a woman but she said they needed a condom first.
"A condom? I havent worn one of them in 30 years."
She wouldn't do it without one so he ran down to the pharmacy and the woman behind the counter said, "Can I help you, Handsome?"
"I need a condom."
"What size?"
"I don't know, I havent worn one in thirty years."
"Well, you see that wooden fence there? There are three holes in it. Stick your wang in each of the three holes and see which one fits the best." she said with a smile.
He walked over to the first hole unzipped his pants and stuck it in.
The woman ran around to the other side of the fence and gave him a bj.
He stuck it in the second hole and screwed him
He stuck it in the third hole and she took it in the rear end.
She fixed herself, ran back to the counter and the guy came back over.
"Well? What size do you need?"
"The hell with the condom, give me thirty feet of that fence." the man replied.
2006-10-16 06:24:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2006-10-16 06:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny hahahahahahaha
2006-10-16 13:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-16 13:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by klynnd1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny :P
A real man...
2006-10-16 13:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by j2e0s0s0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA, typical male who just wants to get his rocks off. HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-16 13:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, good one!
2006-10-16 14:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋