Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud flows in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"
The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"
2006-10-16 06:22:04 · 6 answers · asked by stigma138 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious i got to tell my husband that one
2006-10-16 06:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by klynnd1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-16 13:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest one I've read today.
2006-10-16 22:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that IS funny
2006-10-16 13:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-16 13:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-16 13:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋