a boy asks the teacher "mam,can any 8 year girl can become pregnent."
mam:no howz that possible.itz impossible.
boy:thankgod.hey lilly dont worry.
2006-10-16 05:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lilly i told you no need to worry - LOL
2006-10-16 05:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing for her!
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. A guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the man's shoulders and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events repeats every day for three years. Then one day, Juan doesn't show up. The guard meets up with him in a cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, buddy," the guard says, "I know you're smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
"Bicycles," Juan says.
2006-10-16 06:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nowhere does it say mailman/milkman are a blend...you're looking forward to the audience to make too super a leap in good judgment...attempt conserving it the milkman who ran over the frog, because it possibly became interior the unique possibilities, ahead of somebody's typo being exceeded alongside. PEACE
2016-10-02 08:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-16 05:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
2006-10-16 06:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2006-10-16 06:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alrighty
2006-10-16 05:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...funny
2006-10-16 05:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a relief!!!!!!
2006-10-16 05:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Christa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-16 05:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by adeola n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋