I don't get it? Is it the McDonald's incident? Could it be that thing with the midgets? I APOLIGIZED to her mother! I just don't understand. It's always rat poison in the coffee, or I'm ducking axes or no neck hitmen. I'm starting to wonder if this relationship is worth it. You would think that a woman would be able to forgive 6 months of Physical Therapy.
2006-10-16 05:26:13 · 30 answers · asked by TheOneVersion2.0 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wow she is a fiesty one I would be willing to train your b i t c h for an even exchange on the gyno check up, you do have your own tongs right?
2006-10-16 05:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by candidworker 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you do something that put her in physical therapy for 6 months?? What's goin on? You've got to be joking, rat poison is sooooo unoriginal. And hitmen? They are usually undercover cops! Don't worry, they gotta be on to her. And maybe, just maybe, you should hide all blunt or non-blunt instruments from her. And potatoes, too, or she might make a potato gun and blast you with that, and then you won't be able to breathe and she'll shove more rat poison down your throat. And the hitmen will come and you will have no escape!
2006-10-16 05:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all about the cash my friend.....she probably has some insurance policy tucked on her side of the cardboard box...you might want to try Mental Therapy,not for you of course.....but for her and her mother!
I heard rat poison is good for cleaning out the system..is that true?
2006-10-17 03:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the carbon monoxide canister on her! Not enough to kill her though. She just wants you to reciprocate her abuse! She's probably only using enough poison to make you ill. And the ax could mean you need a hair cut. The henchmen are only their to watch you when you have freaky sex. The carbon monoxide canister leaves this beautiful little sore, and it burns. I'm sure she'll love it.
2006-10-16 08:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Social_D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is probably taking revenge on the beating last week or the fact that you want to hump her in the back side stated the week before. She should try to feed you something that could put a rhino to sleep
2006-10-16 05:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Girly-Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably has lingering issues that stem from childhood. It's not you hun... just lay low, don't drink the coffee, and remove all the blades from the axes... stick it out and your relationship will have no end... LOL
2006-10-16 05:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by sneakyfker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man but we women hold grudges for a very VERY long time...So you will just have to get used to the fact that your girlfriend wants to kill you...Perhaps over time she will forgive and forget and spare your life.
2006-10-16 05:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know what happened, but if it were me after six months I wouldn't hire someone, I'd save that satisfaction for myself. Sounds like she's pissed, better get out of Dodge for a while, go on the lam, lay low etc.............
2006-10-16 05:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by ron k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intimate touch, consequently wrestling, communicates affection. basically like preserving hands, hugging, etc. she's attempting to play with you. Or she is truly attempting to kill you. LOL jk.
2016-12-26 20:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rat poison has a bitter aroma and aftertaste; she should use ant poison, has no taste or smell and you do not have to sign for it. or at least put the rat poison in your salsa, then the peppers would cover the bitterness.. jeesh... amateurs...
2006-10-16 05:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Pale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋