Once upon a time a baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
2006-10-16 05:17:11 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol hahaha very clever baby (like me)
^_^
2006-10-18 14:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The baby was lucky as well the father , many a babies are born with their legs or haunches first instead of head....other wise imagine the father would have had a prick in his Ars*le !! A real naughty one!!
2006-10-16 05:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just answer the one million dollar question for me in that joke.
lol lol
Smart baby?
2006-10-16 05:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha another good joke!
2006-10-16 05:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Thanks for making me giggle!
2006-10-16 05:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
Too funny!
I told my hubby about that and
he says I was being silly.....
Now here's your proof!!!!!
2006-10-16 05:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really going to haunt my dreams.
2006-10-16 06:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol thats grand
2006-10-16 05:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by duckie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-16 08:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-16 06:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋