1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2006-10-16 05:17:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hm.. what a dangerous questions,
2006-10-16 05:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answers:
1.No, Absolutely not,They may harm animal World !
2. No ..No...practice only at last makes them perfect!
3.I would like to share a seat in some one other's Car instead !
4.He would be nakedly homeless!
5.No, it is a hostile situation!
6.They protest with blank Placards!!
7.Depends on your taste!!
8.Better call it 'Crawl' instead.
Ha Ha Ha ......Thanks!!
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2006-10-16 12:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. no
2. yes
3.no
4.naked
5.a dangerous hostage situation
6. no there are no signs
7.no
8.it would be called dead
2006-10-16 13:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by klynnd1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny, thanx for the laugh
2006-10-16 12:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by indie_luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
things that make you go humm!
2006-10-16 12:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-16 12:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, these are hysterical. I loved #7. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-16 12:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......nice question.....
2006-10-16 13:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will have to back to you on that one ..................................
2006-10-16 12:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by duckie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋