Ok, my BF finally got out of the burn unit. He said he loves me! But, I got to pick him up this morning and he's like hella pissed! He said he's mad cause I burned his beard off when I lit him on fire. I tried pissing on it to keep it from burning! What else was I supposed to do? I mean, I'm not holding my broken nose or black eyes against him. Plus, those parmists took him right to the er, whatever that is. He also is mad cause I keep asking him if the bus was a short one! Well, I picked him up a glue on beard but he says now he won't make a good santa at the mall and busy season is coming up. Well, I got him the glue on. That's nice enough right? Maybe he's too high maintenace for me.
2006-10-16 04:54:35 · 6 answers · asked by Social_D 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Why did no one tell me that shitting on it was better than pising on a fire? Man, I could have saved the beard. Cause I sure loved it when he rubbed it, well you know where, I hope you know where!
2006-10-16 05:18:53 · update #1
I told you, a glue on beard is not the EFFIN same. But I still love you, baby. I think.
2006-10-16 05:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by TheOneVersion2.0 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you guys have bigger problems than a glue on beard.... some how you seen to be a creative couple enjoy each other. You should have stuck bubble gum in his hair after you set him on fire lol.....
2006-10-16 05:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Girly-Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't piss on a fire, take a dump on it, it works much better because you cover it from receiving oxygen.
2006-10-16 04:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by Too Young To Know 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeesh chick! Were you drunk that night or something? I would suggest ditching him, but apologizing profusely of course. Then, I would suggest finding some one that you can talk to and maybe get some counseling.
2006-10-16 05:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Shel K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is some story where are you getting it published?
2006-10-16 04:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Eyes of Green 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give me a break....UHHHHHHHHH no ,,,on second thought don't...
2006-10-16 04:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋