How to Annoy Your Co-Workers?

Question

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.

3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.

8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.

10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Answer 1

I may try the option 9 with fries!! Do u need some fries ma'am??

Answer 2

wow..what a terrific lady you are! Such a great sense of humor! Thanks for all the laughs! I've read everything you've posted here!

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS
OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a male - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Answer 3

1.Start working seriously.
2.Start giving lecture on Hard Working.
3.Try to appear to be more sincere.
4.Say to every one around 'Honesty is best policy".
5.Take apiece of paper and pencil for small calculations instead of using calculator.
6.Come early to the Office for a Change and enumerate advantage of being punctual.
7.Keep on Changing all your Sun glasses one by one while sitting infront of Computer saying that Ultra Voilet Radiation is really disturbibg you.
8.Try some thing funny for Lunch during your break.
9.Say sorry to inanimate objects around you if you accidentally hit upon them.
10.Try to be serious and pretend you are not understanding the jokes cut by your collegues.
These are few original ideas and many more can be added to the list, then I wont be the first one to answer, in that case !

Answer 4

specific I genuinely have an stressful and often obnoxious coworker. This individual laughs so loud, I swear i'm able to take heed to them as quickly as I come interior the lower back door of our construction. they are very constructive, notwithstanding they think of they understand each little thing and sense they must do each little thing for each individual whether it is not their pastime. I in simple terms attempt to ignore approximately it...thankfully i do no longer ought to artwork w/the guy actual oftentimes.

Answer 5

hah my favs were 14, 15, and 13 ans 12

Answer 6

OMG!!! Too funny!

I loved #15........ I think about Richard on MAD TV the coffee drinker...... Looks stoned all of the time.

Answer 7

They were all great but I think (15) was the best.

Answer 8

these are too funny but Im not sure my company would put up with such behavior but I really like the code name one!!

Answer 9

i got you fries right here baby would be good

Answer 10

I like that, Thanks for something to do at work today! Because I couldn't think of a thing. lol