My sister is collecting as many as possible. I figured I'd be the cool big brother and help her out. For example, 'The only mail that God reads is knee-mail.' OR 'Weather cloudy skys, the son always shines.' corney ****... like that.
2006-10-16 04:27:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I saw one just this weekend. It said, "I got this truck for my wife. Good trade, huh?" LOL
2006-10-16 04:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by hoosierxheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I have...but it wasn't a bumper sticker so much...
There was a car on Rt 84, & I was following it, very early AM, on a Saturday. I sort of recognized the car, but it wasn't until I saw the license plate that I knew what it was...the license said BELDAR. I said, oh, it's from France, it's a Peugeot...and it was!
I laughed all the way to the track....
2006-10-16 11:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good friend will pick you up when you fall ,then push you down again and laugh
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
2006-10-16 14:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by ARTmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw this one in DC the other day:
"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than go driving with Ted Kennedy."
2006-10-16 13:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bumper sticker that said "Driver has No Cash" He's married.
2006-10-16 11:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by KATHLEEN C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was driving down rt. 8 and i saw an old VW Beetle the liscence plate said "squash"
i hope it helps : )
2006-10-16 20:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one the other day that said "TV is gooder than books".
2006-10-16 11:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by starringsarahas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PETA people eating tasty animals
and my personal favortie
US Army sniper....if you run, you only die tired
2006-10-16 11:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Honk if you ARE Jesus."
It's really frightening how many honks you get with that one on your car.
"Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window."
2006-10-16 16:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
outside a church
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-- come hear one!
2006-10-16 11:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by lobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋